How to play sims
1. take 2 hours making character
3. Fuck every single person
let’s talk about the universe and make out
HELP AS A BOY LEFT MY ROOM I SAID “ok have a good christmas/life” like WHO AM I
I have 6 toes on my left foot and my penis is really really small and hairy and sometimes I cry when I watch the food network this post will be ignored since it has nothing to do with Beyoncé
I think that might have backfired on you
WELL THAT’S ONE WAY TO MAKE FIRST SEMESTER GO OUT WITH A BANG
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
The Arctic Monkeys - I Wanna Be Yours
Secrets I have held in my heart,
Are harder to hide than I thought,
Maybe I just wanna be yours.
I wanna be yours, I wanna be yours.
One time I told my friend Jordan about how I love taking pictures in the photo booths at malls, and today was the last time that we could hang out FOR 8 MONTHS and he didn’t tell me what we were doing and then we went to the mall and took photo booth pictures and oh my gosh I’m gonna miss him so much I don’t think anyone has ever done anything that thoughtful for me
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Someone should pull a prank on Justin Bieber where he goes somewhere crowded and they hire a bunch of teenage girls to pretend they don’t know who he is and just see how pissed off he gets
and they should ask for a picture but it turns out they want him to take a picture of them
I would pay you to let me be a part of that.